i Thought of writIng an entrY beforE i force mysElf to woRk..
i camE across This entRy whiCh belOng to a frieNd Of minE..
shE's jusT so randoM and weiRd la...
But i lIke it...

whaT shE wroTe:
been away,on a melancholy road to nowhere. roaming around empty streets,making friends with stray cats. i went on a merry-go-round but i didnt get cotton candy. climbed up twenty storey flats and took pictures of the pouring rain. went to the beach and drown my feet into the sand. watched the sunset and poked a dead blackbird with twigs. walked on a yellow brick road and kept a spider in a bottle. i named him bambi and made him fight with armies of red ants. bambi died and then i said a little prayer.

awEsome riTe..??
Hahha...
i kInd of like the namE baMbi...
i shaLl start caLLin aLl my frieNs baMbi..

calling.......rinG rinG
friends pick up.....
me: heLlo baMbi!!!!
friend:huh..?who sia baMbi..??

me:u la....hUahhahha... ok BYe!!
friend:sioW fella!!! Go n diE!!!

husH husH baD niTE!!

uRghhhh...,it's laTe anD i'm noT abLE to gO baCK to mY lalA lanD anytIme soON...
i FreakIng goT woRk in the moRning....
i'M so hype uP for no apparenT reasoN..
maYbe i'm suFferiNg from insoMnia..
maYbe i'M just noT tired enUF..
tOo baD i'm Not married...,iF i were, maYbe i coUld do my wiFe a liTtle and then off To sleep.. HHeheH...
aAaaHhhh...,a MAid wiLl do.... maybe i sHOuld gEt myselF a maID...maID-turn-pornstaR..HEeZ...u know..,liKe the one in roLe plaY... dOmestIc workEr bY daY.., woNder sexwoMAn by niGHt... aaHh my kInd of a superhero...

sHould i helP myself..?? nahHhhh.. i'm so uninspired to do so...
i'll end uP havIng a cramp on mY hand anD havIng thaT part of my Body all Numb..hEez..
i coUld do soMe workOut BUT I'll be sweatiNg and theN i have to take a bath which i haTe doing when everYone's asLeep...(anD No!!! Not bcauSe i'm afraId)..
i Hope i can thiNk of something sooN...
maYbe i shOuld coMplimenT myself to sleeP...(e.G aku handsOme,akU handsome,akU cuTe, aku handsome..nyehhe... ok laMe.., I kNow..)
whateveR it is..,talk to u sKunks sooN..
wEeeeeee...

tHe peRfect waY to BeaT the brEathaLyzEr Test

hEllooo peOlple...
i BrOught gooD news For aLl...
gEttIng caUGht bY thOse aSshOles (hEhHE..*wiNks)wHile drivIng under the infLuence of alcohol miGht just be a thiNg of the PAst..
i miGht just have the peRfect solUtion to beaT the BreathaLyzeR tESt.. HUAHhHAhA

faCts: iT was prOven to Work by a geNius 18 Year oLd unDies-eaTIng daredevIl...nYehE
will i dO it..??
HahHah...sIOw!!!!
NEVER in my riGht staTe oF mind wiLl i evEr be caUght doiNg suCH a thIng..
tOo gooD to be TRue...??
jusT read the artIcle beloW...

sO dOn't be shOcked tHe next tIme yOu exPerienCe sEeinG oNe of ur frienDs
teaRIng, bItinG, chEwiNg anD swallOwing theIr undiEs...HahA..CB!!
PerfEcT solUtion..??
yOu deCide foR urselF......

mY fascInatIon wiTh pHotosHop..

i alway havE thIS HugE hiDden iNtereSt iN phoTogrApHy..
esPecIally the nUde, expliciT oNes..woHooo..nYHeHe(i'M jokinG hOr!!)
i diD consiDer purSuing it in laSalle buT looKing at the hiGh couRse fEe, i decide nOt too..
i aM no mR-loTs-of gReen-bucks guy.. $$$$$$$
infaCt i was Born wiTh a chEap wooDen spOon in mY mouTh..nYeHHe..
aiTe..,lEts go bacK to the TopiC..,
PhotoshOp foR me iS lIke a vibraTed huMAn dicK In a puDenda..
iT reallY does woNder..

uGly+pHotOshop = bRitney spearS
pUdgineSs+pHotOShop = tYra baNks
gorgeouS lOokiNg + phOtoshOp = Me(nYehHe)..

aLl u neEd is creatIvity..
i am No experT buT i thInk i did a prettY gooD joB wiTh some..
enOugh saiD..,
enjOy a few oF my completed 'masTer piecEs'

My fiRst HIgh FashioN shOot FeaT. gaY top model Yuzni miChelle
foR plaYgaY maG..
fOr models bOoking plS call 1800-yuzNi-wiLl-blOw-You.

mY imaGinary GF whO getS me sexciTed whenEver..,whErevEr..nyHEhHe...